August 27, 2007
"I have good news and bad news," the defense attorney tells his client. "First the bad news. The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene."
"Oh, no!" cries the client. "What's the good news?"
"Your cholesterol is only 140."
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