Heart Condition
Heart Condition

A minister was asked to inform a man with a heart condition that he had just inherited a million dollars. Everyone was afraid the shock would give him a heart attack.

So the minister went to the man's house and said, "Joe, what would you do if you inherited a million dollars?"

And Joe said, "Well, pastor, I think I would give half of it to the church."

At which the pastor fell over dead.

c Jokes Copyright © 2002-2004 By Steven J. Hayes. All rights reserved.
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