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Skeleton Jokes

* Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body

* Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !

* Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

* Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with.

* Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
A: Skull tures

* Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.

* Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I'm bone to be wild!

* Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.

* Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

* Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones.

* Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart

* Q: What instrument do skeletons play?
.A: Trom-BONE.

* Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!

* Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

* Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it!

* Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.

* Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
A: Nothing gets under their skin !

* Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them !

* Q: Why are graveyards so noisy ?
A: Beacause of all the coffin !

* Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party ?
A: He had no body to go with !

* Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks ?
A: They had a rattling good time !

* Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital ?
A: To have his ghoul stones removed !

* Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ?
A: He could feel it in his bones !

* Q: What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument ?
A: A trom-bone !

* Q: How do skeletons call their friends ?
A: On the telebone !

* Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings ?
A: Lazy bones !

* Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes ?
A: Skeleton keys !

* Q: What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns ?
A: Skint Eastwood !

* Q: What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish ?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew !

* Q: What do you call a skeleton snake ?
A: A rattler !

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